Botched Butt Implant Removal

Is this the true Pilk?

It’s only Pilk if you can use it to replace your car’s oil.

Is this the true Pilk?

(it’s a large image and I have no idea how to resize it since it shows up resized fine in Discord)

Spoiler

The other three flavors when I found this were MAX (caffeine) chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla milkshake.

Also, I’m still waiting for someone to tell me about how cleaning your ears is a “crunchy experience.” I’m still concerned about that part and need expert opinions.

Did the radium girls and their glowing watch-face paint brushes teach us nothing?

There was so much GOOD history. Why do we only keep repeating the inanity?

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

I mean, that kind of makeup is almost literally a glow up.

i know

for more fun check out the wonders of Radithor, WSJ once did an article on it titled, “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

This is from an era before they knew that radiation was dangerous, and a good forty years before the NRC was established.

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

THO-RADIA

So it’s femme fatale makeup? FEMININE, BUT DEADLY.

10/10 adults needed if those really contain radium.

THO-RADIA

@dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.

Oh is that the “crunchy feeling” experience so advertised? Is that part of the BE AN ADULT thing? (This is specific to you @Pavel, and yes I remember the source of those caps words.)

That said, almost all advice I’ve seen recommends you don’t stick anything in your ear. Q-tip, coke spoon, spring on a stick, nothing. Get a saline flush if you need to clear a blockage, and probably get it done by your doctor or at least by someone who can actually see into your ear canal.

Nah but seriously it looks like a metal Q-tip how is that supposed to clean out your ear?

also maybe sometimes cocaine

Not if you want to feel it.

Saw this while shopping for replacement stuff because my curette of choice broke.

My initial reaction: “lol what type of experience is that supposed to be?”

those spoons are for stirring up 70-year-old nail polish and also maybe sometimes cocaine but they are not for putting in your ears