Not quite the cheese log I was looking for, but eh, close enough.

I recall this particular character was a Technocracy Void Engineer who had a habit of arranging sexual relationships on the game, often across opposing PVP faction lines (which he’d also leverage IC’ly to “win” in conflict scenarios –
The worst part to all this was he did successfully gain IC intelligence on a bunch of different people in the grid that he did exploit). Anyway I won’t go into the dirty details beyond the fact that supposedly in at least one scenario, a cheese log was used as an adult toy in a scene.

@SpaceKhomeini At least it wasn’t publicly posted to a wiki like the *** scene or the wine bottle fucking scene (both from HM).

Spoiler tag doesn’t seem to be working…. Um. A graphic SA scene involving a force multiplier.

Hey it was 1998, those posted logs would have looked like ass on somebody’s Geocities page.

Spoiler tag doesn’t seem to be working…. Um. A graphic SA scene involving a force multiplier.

bracing as I ask this, but why was someone called the cheese log guy?

Welp.

So there was a guy back in the day who had this “serial daddy dom” persona who he played across several games which I could not recall a list of. I encountered him as Decius on Metro back in, say, 1998 or so when I was young and fresh-faced.

I recall this particular character was a Technocracy Void Engineer who had a habit of arranging sexual relationships on the game, often across opposing PVP faction lines (which he’d also leverage IC’ly to “win” in conflict scenarios –
The worst part to all this was he did successfully gain IC intelligence on a bunch of different people in the grid that he did exploit). Anyway I won’t go into the dirty details beyond the fact that supposedly in at least one scenario, a cheese log was used as an adult toy in a scene.

This had no effect on Hickory Farms’ stock value.

Juerg. That name sounds familiar. Was that the cheese log guy?

The cheeselog guy was known as Decius on old school Metro back in the day. Why do I remember this?

Why?

Which is also to say: I don’t know this guy, but good on the CoD staff for booting him early.

@ratatat Horse semen.

I think cheese log was someone else. Uh, Artifex on Shang? I can’t remember for sure…

Decius (or something like that) on Metro, too. I believe the cheese log had an actual on-grid appearance there, but I wouldn’t confidently say it was the origin or only such instance.

That was only (looks at the date on a couple of these log files)… holy fuck 20 years ago ok I’m gonna collapse into a pile of dust, now.

@Pavel said in Royal Paynes:

@Cobalt said in Royal Paynes:

I expressed I wasn’t into anal

Then how are we even friends? I’m the most anal person I know.

Umm… insert something clever here

But you said you’re not into ins… you know what, I’m gonna drop it before I’m too much more of a pain in the ass.

@Cobalt said in Royal Paynes:

I expressed I wasn’t into anal

Then how are we even friends? I’m the most anal person I know.

Umm… insert something clever here

I think cheese log was someone else. Uh, Artifex on Shang? I can’t remember for sure…

Not sure about that, but want to say he was jaguar semen shot guy, wasn’t he?