There was an RP mission going on, and there were a couple different characters along. Our two main players I will call Kaz and Quill. Kaz is still learning to fight, and as such is taken aback when a group of enemies sets on the party.

Kaz rolls really well. Remarkably well. The best kind of dice you can get well. Kaz decides to RP it as kicking one of the enemies in the balls.

Enemies have been listed by numbers, so Kaz pose identifies the target of this kick as [1]. The thing about this system is that… listing with these brackets will pull a name from the party list.

What Kaz means to pose is,

Kaz , now spun around, is seeing red. How DARE this guy try and stab him from behind! Bringing his leg back, he immediately sends his foot right into [1]'s crotch before turning and giving Quill a thumbs up for the attempted help.

What everyone actually sees:

Kaz, now spun around, is seeing red. How DARE this guy try and stab him from behind! Bringing his leg back, he immediately sends his foot right into Quill’s crotch before turning and giving Quill a thumbs up for the attempted help.

I miss that idiot PC.

tsar more than one ridiculous bowling alley scene on multiple games, how do we always end up in bowling alleys??

You realize what this means, I hope

@tsar more than one ridiculous bowling alley scene on multiple games, how do we always end up in bowling alleys??
@bear_necessities agree re: the fridge (also @KarmaBum)
@Pyrephox for the best/worst/best non-date date, complete with star-studded cake
@sao with the most amazing dialogue I’ve ever seen in a barfight
@Yam my pc trying to diffuse a situation and yam pc coming in with “YEAH AND YOU’RE UGLY TOO”
@Roz’s excellent poking of all my stoics
@Tat I remember a scene on SL where we got very drunk and ended up in a lake (predictably @tsar also there being hilarious)

OH YEAH AND @Rathenhope stealing a candy jar from a bank instead of money

Also how could I forget @Rathenhope who ALWAYS rolls with the punches for comedy. I am particularly fond of a fish-out-of-water character he played in a WoD game with me.

@junipersky Whoever is next the Dominus is still going to have an inexplicable stick tchotchke in the Dominus’s room.

AND THE PPL THAT UPDOOTED YOU

I LOVE YOU ALL im cry ;_;

I love comedy in RP. A lot of my friends are fucking great at it and I am 100% shamelessly biased. My favorite kind of RP comedy is the kind where it’s not just amusing, it’s side-splitting hilarious and it affects YOU as the PLAYER so now you get to channel that mirth AUTHENTICALLY through your character.

There have been multiple times where I’ve posed my character trying to resume the flow of the scene but then having to continue laughing in the middle of it because I was still cracking up. Shout out to @ham @sao and @Pyrephox

Naturally, @Tez is amazing at it too. I haven’t played too much with @tsar but I STILL remember how amused I was when Erik came to patch up Gil’s broken nose. scar has been absolutely killing me.

I always enjoyed getting messengers on the tortise that arrived months after the fact.

I loved the one I got lol

"Mmmmeeeeeeessssssss…

…ssaaaagggeee foooor youuuuu."

The growing disgust in her responses while we cackled OOC was just

It’s stuff like that that makes me miss having the spoons to play, and remember this hobby fondly!

@tsar said in RP Comedy:

I enjoy humor in my RP.

Today while listening to @Snackness talk about one of her scenes, I was reminded of the time me and @KarmaBum had characters “escaping” a hospital via icy fire escape and just… failing

Over and over.

It was a good time.

Give me yours!

You and @Rathenhope tried to KILL ME WITH A CAR.

Oh man, that was a brilliant one. Fucking Erik.

Branwen (RIP Usekh), having noticed my character’s queasiness, flew down in crow form (Darkspires was a game taking place in the Dresden Files universe), picked up a… ewh… testicle, and wiggled it at my character. “Is this yours?”

I hurt myself laughing… then the damned bird swallowed it. xD

They ended up sticky, wet, and smelling of popcorn by the time they caught it.

I enjoy humor in my RP.

Today while listening to @Snackness talk about one of her scenes, I was reminded of the time me and @KarmaBum had characters “escaping” a hospital via icy fire escape and just… failing

Over and over.

It was a good time.

Give me yours!

You and @Rathenhope tried to KILL ME WITH A CAR.