Getting caught junking babies. Not a sentence I thought I’d write.

This is the funniest thing that has ever happened on the game that wasn’t staff involved.

@IoleRae said in Top 5 Most Embarrassing Things to Do on Arx?:

My #1 actual most embarrassing thing is making a joke on a channel that falls flat and not only does nobody laugh, but everybody goes quiet until long enough has passed that somebody else can start a new conversation.

And then I don’t know if they didn’t know I was joking or if it was just that bad.

Am I a narcissist if I just assumed that everyone was laughing too much or too in awe of my joke to respond???

And then because they couldn’t follow up, they ended up starting a new conversation.

This is how I will approach every socially awkward situation. I’m just too amazing for anyone to voluntarily speak first after me.

No, but only because you really are that funny.

My #1 actual most embarrassing thing is making a joke on a channel that falls flat and not only does nobody laugh, but everybody goes quiet until long enough has passed that somebody else can start a new conversation.

And then I don’t know if they didn’t know I was joking or if it was just that bad.

Am I a narcissist if I just assumed that everyone was laughing too much or too in awe of my joke to respond???

And then because they couldn’t follow up, they ended up starting a new conversation.

@Roz and yet…

Every. Time.

And then I don’t know if they didn’t know I was joking or if it was just that bad.

You’ve been warned. teasip

I still feel the shame.

@Roz Berenice would absolutely do this.

I was about to say “Berenice can’t even lift a sword” before I realized you meant “Berenice would say bitchy shit to someone.”

But not to Eleanor. You don’t randomly insult the Crown Voice when you’ve got high Diplomacy.

@Jennkryst as a patronus.

Not allowed because Potterverse ew.

One time I accidentally modeled a famous sword and had to request like “can you unmodel this??? i’m so sorry!” so that it didn’t forever have a yellow line of text announcing that Eleanor has bad modeling stats.

“I guess that centuries old, most famous sword ever looks OKAY on you…”

@tsar I desperately need a game where staff will allow me to have a cocaine bear!

… as a pet, or as a character? Because both WoD and CoD have bear shifters and cocaine.

Not one I’ve done, but I’ve seen it done and watched the hilarity ensue.

Leaving your child object in a public room.

I’ve had my child messengered back to me more than once.