<![CDATA[Short Funnies]]>@L-B-Heuschkel seemed like they needed a pick-me-up.

Here are two stupids that never fail to crack me up.

click this link and seriously look at it

and this bus out da way

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“Bath tub full of d6s” - Ah, the memories! You're doing it right meme.

]]>https://brandmu.day/post/17816https://brandmu.day/post/17816Tue, 01 Aug 2023 09:54:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Tue, 01 Aug 2023 00:31:57 GMT]]>I think this is supposed to be memes and pictures, not short stories…

But I can’t stop laughing, so here we go.

I live in a major city. In my neighborhood, every house has a little stoop shared with the house next to it. Almost none of them are covered, let alone enclosed. The porch piracy is real and frequent and incredibly annoying.

As of this morning, there is a woman on Nextdoor complaining about how someone stole an outgoing package off of her porch. She’s very upset about this because it was being sent in for medical testing and now she has to get another testing kit and go through the process all over again. I completely understand why she’s upset and I sympathize with her.

But…

BUT.

(Butt.)

The package they stole contains a Cologuard testing kit. The neighborhood porch pirate stole an actual, literal BOX OF HUMAN SHIT off of her front step.

Sometimes, every now and then, the universe is:

amazing

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]]>https://brandmu.day/post/15366https://brandmu.day/post/15366Mon, 03 Apr 2023 14:27:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Sun, 02 Apr 2023 01:33:18 GMT]]>@Cobalt It’s honestly the DM’s fault for naming the goblin “Sam Smorkle.”

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]]>https://brandmu.day/post/15323https://brandmu.day/post/15323Sat, 01 Apr 2023 02:10:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Thu, 30 Mar 2023 19:52:58 GMT]]>@Arkandel I always liked that one. It cracked me up.

ETA - GET IT? CRACKED UP IS A MIRROR JOKE. I’m not sorry.

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seemed apropos with all these starwars going on here lately

]]>https://brandmu.day/post/12837https://brandmu.day/post/12837Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:10:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Mon, 06 Feb 2023 04:38:40 GMT]]>@Wizz I hate myself that I laughed at this.

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]]>https://brandmu.day/post/12544https://brandmu.day/post/12544Mon, 06 Feb 2023 03:09:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Fri, 27 Jan 2023 06:24:34 GMT]]>Here’s one I hope a bilingual person will get a laugh out of.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsJk667/

]]>https://brandmu.day/post/12086https://brandmu.day/post/12086Fri, 27 Jan 2023 06:24:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Fri, 27 Jan 2023 01:53:20 GMT]]>@IoleRae The alien with the long shnozz making the record scratch noise at 35 seconds is the best part.

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]]>https://brandmu.day/post/7501https://brandmu.day/post/7501Mon, 22 Aug 2022 10:53:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:44:48 GMT]]>@IoleRae best 56 seconds i’ve spent in recent memory 😄

]]>https://brandmu.day/post/3416https://brandmu.day/post/3416Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:44:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Short Funnies on Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:42:59 GMT]]>@KarmaBum

omg I laughed so hard.

Here’s mine:

https://twitter.com/phan2187/status/1546321501242232834?t=hkfheVVXy-Hn7IpD1TfwjQ&s=19

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